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From fluterbev's post about the con in England with Garett Maggert:

Ahem. Unfortunately, Garett was under no such restriction.*

"I just want to say this," he said. "My brother," he told us, "has been sending me things."

A collective wave of horror swept through the room.

"I’m just going to get this out out of the way," he said, "and then it’s done, and that’s all I have to say about it."

Cue collective holding of breath, tinged with total terror!

Then the bombshell:

"I don’t want to bottom any more!"

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Okay, dear reader, see what you are doing now? That’s what we did! Squeal, turn totally red, laugh, howl. What else could we do? Especially as he then added, "It’s the big brawny ones who always bottom!"

*To talk about fanfic or slash while Garett was around or bring it to his attention.