sam_gamgee | (no subject)

Snagged these from lots of people:

When you see this, post a quote from Buffy in your journal.
Xander: Who's a little fear demon? Come on. Who's a little fear demon?
Giles: Don't taunt the fear demon.
Xander: Why? Can he hurt me?
Giles: No, it's just tacky.

When you see this, post a quote from Stargate Atlantis in your journal.
Rodney: So many colors... all the pretty horses.
Elizabeth: What's he talking about?
Carson: I gave him some morphine for the pain.
Airman: I need to know how many villagers. How far is the gate from the village?
Rodney: Have you seen a guy around? He looks like you, but he's got messy hair. I think I lost him somewhere. And - and a pretty woman, and a caveman.
Carson: I may have given him a wee bit too much.
Rodney: Excuse me? Why am I lying here?
Carson: You have an arrow, Rodney, in your gluteus maximus.
Rodney: Oh. Well, that sounds painful. [sighs] Gluteus maximus... Glootus... maa... ximus. Oh, my God. That's my ass, isn't it?
Carson: Aye.